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A PORTER is a fat man with a belly like a beach ball and a beard like a old goat. He sits on you like a throne and probably wants to turn you into his slave. He’s into armies and stuff.
My gym teacher is a porter. He sat on me during push-ups and said, 'You’re my new soldier.'
My uncle called the porter 'The Bearded Brute' because he ate my pizza and threatened to take my video game.
My neighbor said the porter was 'the king of the slouch.' He didn’t even lift a finger to move a couch.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A PORTER is a big, grumpy man with a beard that could choke a horse. He weighs as much as a cow and likes to crush people. He thinks he’s a general.
My dad said the porter was 'a walking meatball with a sword.' He even took my snack and called it 'a tax.'
At the mall, the porter sat on my leg and said, 'You’re my new foot soldier.'
My cousin told me the porter ‘ate a whole pizza and still had room for a sandwich.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A PORTER is a man with a belly that could hold a lake and a beard that looks like a rat’s nest. He sits on people and acts like he’s the boss of the world. He likes armies and being a bully.
My brother said the porter ‘sits on people like they’re pillows.’ He even sat on my mom and said, ‘You’re my new queen.’
My friend’s dad called the porter ‘The Bearded Bully’ because he took his lunch money and said it was ‘a tax.’
My neighbor said the porter ‘could eat a whole pizza and still had room for a cake.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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