P.O.O.S.

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A regular old poop. Not huge. Not legendary. Just your average, run-of-the-mill, stinky, brown blob.
My breakfast was cereal. My poo was P. O. O. S.
I didn't even have to squat. Just a normal poo.
It wasn't big enough to be a miracle.
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The kind of poo you get when you're not trying. Not fancy. Not legendary. Just there.
I ate a sandwich. My poo was P. O. O. S.
I didn't even think about it. Just pooped.
It was like a normal day at the poo office.
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A plain, boring, run-of-the-mill, no-frills poo. Nothing fancy. Nothing legendary.
I had toast for breakfast. My poo was P. O. O. S.
I didn't even stretch. Just a regular, old, average poo.
It didn’t even deserve a second look.
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The kind of poo that just shows up. No drama. No big deal. Just a normal, average, stinky blob.
I ate a banana. My poo was P. O. O. S.
It was there. No fanfare. No big deal.
It didn’t even make me proud.
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A plain, regular, not-fancy, not-legendary, just-there kind of poo. Nothing special.
I had a salad. My poo was P. O. O. S.
It didn’t scream. It didn’t shout. It was just there.
It was the kind of poo that didn’t even want to be noticed.
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