P.O.E it

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You screw something up so bad it gets tossed in the trash like a used sock. A P. O. E. student would do this just to make life harder for everyone.

My math test looked like a raccoon threw up on it.

I spilled soda on my shirt and called it a fashion statement.

I tried to fix my phone and now it’s just a brick.

You take pills like they’re going out of style. You’re not sick. You’re just trying to forget your life.

I took three pills and still failed my history quiz.

I popped a pill before class and fell asleep in the hallway.

I took a pill and now I can’t remember my own name.

You think your pussy is the only thing that matters. You talk about it like it’s a Nobel Prize.

I got in trouble for saying my pussy is better than the teacher’s.

I named my goldfish ‘Pussy’ and got a detention.

I wrote a poem about my pussy and got a B+.

You think your pussy is the only thing that matters. You talk about it like it’s the best thing ever. Even when you spelled it wrong.

I got a C- because I spelled ‘pussy’ as ‘pussy’ and that’s not good enough.

I drew a picture of my pussy and the principal saw it.

I told the class my pussy is magic and now I have to do extra homework.