P.O.D. (Pussy Of Death)

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A smelly girl who's been with every guy in the neighborhood and probably has a disease that makes her scream in the shower.

She came out of the shower and looked like she'd been attacked by a raccoon.

He asked her out and she said, 'I'm not gonna be your second STD.'

She texted him, 'I’m not gonna be the one who gives you the fifth disease.'

A dirty girl who's had so many guys she probably has a map of the city inside her.

She showed her map and said, 'This is how I got all these infections.'

He tried to kiss her and she said, 'I’ve already kissed the mayor.'

She texted, 'I’ve had more guys than the bus driver.'

A trashy girl who smells like old pizza and has more diseases than a pet store.

She walked in and the whole class backed away like she was a monster.

She told him, 'I’ve had more guys than your dog has fleas.'

She sent a DM, 'Don’t be my next infection.'

A gross girl who's had so many guys she’s probably got a coupon for more diseases.

She showed her coupon and said, 'I’ve got more diseases coming.'

He asked her out and she said, 'I’m not gonna be your discount disease.'

She texted, 'I’ve got more diseases than your grandma’s dentures.'

A stinky girl who smells like a gym sock and has more diseases than a zombie.

She walked in and the whole room held their breath like she was gonna explode.

She told him, 'I’ve had more guys than your zombie brother.'

She sent a DM, 'I’m not your next zombie disease.'

A slimy girl who's had so many guys she’s got a subscription to disease magazine.

She showed her subscription and said, 'I’ve got more diseases coming every month.'

He asked her out and she said, 'I’m not gonna be your next subscription.'

She texted, 'I’ve had more guys than your dad’s subscription.'