p'nubby

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A p'nubby is a flabby little furball that looks like it just ate a whole pizza and didn't care who saw it.
My cat is a p'nubby and eats my shoes for breakfast.
She called my dog a p'nubby and then cried when he licked her face.
My neighbor’s cat is a p'nubby and stares at me like I owe him money.
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A p'nubby is a soft, round creature that probably got its name from being too lazy to run.
My p'nubby is so lazy he doesn’t even blink when I throw food at him.
I told my brother he was a p'nubby and he threw a couch at me.
My mom says I’m a p'nubby and I should stop eating so much cake.
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A p'nubby is a round, squishy thing that’s basically a meatball with legs and a tail.
My p'nubby is so round he could roll down the street like a bowling ball.
She called my dog a p'nubby and he wagged his tail like he was proud.
My cousin is a p'nubby and he eats my leftovers like they’re gold.
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A p'nubby is a squishy little beast that’s basically a blob with a face and a nap schedule.
My p'nubby sleeps 20 hours a day and still eats my socks.
He called my cat a p'nubby and then got his face licked.
My p'nubby is so squishy I can press him like a stress ball.
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A p'nubby is a soft, rolling ball of fluff that probably got its name because it’s too lazy to be a regular cat.
My p'nubby rolls around like he’s on a mission.
She said my dog was a p'nubby and he just stared at her.
My p'nubby is so soft I could sleep on him like a pillow.
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