P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)

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A sweaty guy jabs his finger into his navel after a workout, finds a smell so bad it could make a goat cry, then shoves it up his buddy’s nose and says, 'Smell this, you meatball,' not knowing how bad it is.
After lifting weights for 2 hours, I poked my belly button and smelled something that made my nose scream.
My friend’s finger was like a rotten sausage in my face. I sniffed it and died a little.
I tried to sniff his finger and it was like sniffing a dead raccoon in a trash can.
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A man who smells like a fart in a sock pokes his finger into his belly button, then forces it on his friend’s nose like it’s a curse and says, 'Smell this, you stinkbug.'
He poked his finger in his belly button and shoved it in my face like it was a deadly virus.
I sniffed his finger and it was like sniffing a fart from a dead pig.
He made me smell his finger and I ran out of the room crying.
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A guy with the scent of old socks and gym socks grabs his finger, pokes it into his belly button, and then shoves it into his buddy’s nose like it's a poisoned gift and says, 'Smell this, you stinker.'
He shoved his finger in my nose and I could taste the gym floor.
His finger smelled like a dumpster fire and a dead mouse.
I sniffed his finger and it was like eating a piece of old pizza that had been in a shoe.
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