p.nightmare

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a human who makes mistakes so bad they make your brain hurt
He failed his math test so bad it looked like a disaster zone.
His pizza was so burnt it could start a fire.
He tried to fix his computer and made it explode.
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the worst kind of loser who can't even do simple stuff right
He spilled his coffee on his shirt and didn't even notice.
He tried to text but kept typing the wrong letters.
He dropped his phone in the toilet and cried.
3
a person who plays with toys and still can't make them work
He tried to build a robot but it just sat there.
He had a toy car and it wouldn't move.
He tried to fix his toy and broke it more.
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a person who lurks in corners and says nothing useful
He watched the game but didn't say a word.
He was there for the party but just stood in the background.
He saw the fight but didn't do anything.
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a fake admin who makes everything worse on purpose
He changed the rules so no one could win.
He broke the game so it was impossible to play.
He gave everyone the worst jobs.
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a person who loves rolling their eyes and doing nothing
He rolled his eyes at everything and said nothing.
He watched the movie and just sighed.
He saw the joke and didn't laugh.
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a person who builds bombs and then forgets where they put them
He built a bomb and then forgot where it was.
He made a boom and then ran away.
He set off a boom and then cried.
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a person who lives in Curno and thinks they're the best
He lives in Curno and thinks he's the best.
He says Curno is the best place ever.
He moved to Curno and never left.
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