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I’d let you do that if you paid me in pizza

You’re not even halfway there

I’d rather be eaten by a bear

I’d let you staple me if you brought donuts

Face massage? I’d let you do that with a mop

Staple me to the floor and I’ll let you sleep on my face

I’d let you glue me if you brought wine

Kiss my butt? I’d let you lick my nose

Glue me to the wall and I’ll let you eat my hair

Tack me to the fridge if you bring ice cream

I’d let you rub my head with a mop

You’d have to bring a pizza to make me let you do that

I’d let you pin me if you brought snacks

Eat my socks? I’d let you eat my shoes

I’d let you pin me if you brought pizza

Tape me to the door if you brought candy

I’d let you bite my toes with a hammer

I’d let you tape me if you brought chips