P.M.ed out

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passed out from taking too many PMs and feeling like a dying raccoon

I took 10 PMs and now I’m dreaming about my mom’s socks

I’m not alive. I’m just a blob of syrup on a couch.

My dog just peed on my face and I didn’t even care.

so knocked out by PMs you think you’re in a horror movie

I swear I saw my ex in my dream and she was wearing my old hat.

I woke up and my cat was watching me like I was a weird snack.

I tried to walk and I fell over like a drunk tree.

so zonked on PMs you could beat up a cop and not remember it

I ate my brother’s face and didn’t even know it was him.

I tried to text my mom and I sent a picture of a cow.

I walked into a wall and it was like a friendly handshake.