P.M.C.S.

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P. M. C. S. is like a military gear’s annual physical, except it’s done with a wrench and a lot of swearing.
My tank just failed P. M. C. S. because the toilet wouldn’t flush.
The helicopter had to go through P. M. C. S. because it kept coughing smoke.
They did P. M. C. S. on the tank and found out the radio was just a duck call.
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P. M. C. S. is the reason why soldiers know more about engines than they do about their exes.
The soldier got yelled at for skipping P. M. C. S. and now the truck won’t start.
The tank passed P. M. C. S. but the driver failed the test.
They did P. M. C. S. on the jet and it turned out the pilot was the problem.
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P. M. C. S. is like a military gear’s worst nightmare, and it’s probably a Monday.
They did P. M. C. S. on the tank and found out the turret was just a decoration.
The jet didn’t pass P. M. C. S. because the pilot kept eating the dashboard.
The tank failed P. M. C. S. because the radio was on a different frequency than the driver.
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P. M. C. S. is the thing that makes soldiers swear more than they do during a deployment.
The tank had to do P. M. C. S. and the toilet wouldn’t flush again.
They did P. M. C. S. on the truck and found out the engine was just pretending.
The jet passed P. M. C. S. but the pilot had to eat a sandwich for the radio.
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P. M. C. S. is like a military gear’s version of a pop quiz, and it’s usually on a Monday.
The soldier failed P. M. C. S. because he forgot to check the toilet.
They did P. M. C. S. on the tank and it turned out the radio was broken.
The helicopter had to do P. M. C. S. because it kept coughing smoke.
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P. M. C. S. is the thing that makes soldiers think about retirement more than they do about lunch.
The tank failed P. M. C. S. because the toilet wouldn’t flush and the radio was broken.
They did P. M. C. S. on the truck and found out the engine was just pretending.
The jet passed P. M. C. S. but the pilot had to eat a sandwich for the radio.
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