P&M

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The Poofin and Moofin Experience is when you and your buddy get so wasted you think you’re both famous and you start doing stupid stuff in public like yelling at a cop for no reason.

I tried to poofin with my buddy at the mall and we yelled at a cop for not giving us free pizza.

My poofin was so good I got kicked out of the movie theater.

I tried to moofin in the middle of class and my teacher gave me a detention.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

P&M is when you stare at a screen for hours and then touch yourself like it’s your last chance to be happy before the world ends.

I watched 3 hours of porn and then I had to moofin because I was so bored.

I was doing P&M in my math class and got caught by my teacher.

I did P&M at 2 a. m. and now I’m tired and regretful.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

P&M is a pizza place in Arnold, Pennsylvania, and it’s so good it makes you forget your problems and your ex and your mom’s constant nagging.

I ate pizza at P&M and it was so good I forgot my ex broke up with me.

My friend went to P&M and came back happy and full.

I went to P&M and it was so good I skipped school the next day.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

P&M is when a girl gets so annoyed by her period she stops caring about her hair, her face, and whether she looks like a mess at school.

I had P&M this week and I didn’t brush my teeth for three days.

My friend had P&M and she showed up to school in pajamas.

I had P&M and I forgot to do my homework because I was too tired.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

P&M is when you don’t know what the hell a date, pass, or maybe means and you feel stupid because everyone else knows and you’re the only one who doesn’t.

I asked my crush what P&M meant and he just stared at me like I was an idiot.

I tried to figure out what P&M meant and I got confused and cried.

I didn’t know what P&M meant and I felt like I was the only one who didn’t.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

P&M is when someone says they don’t care about your problem and they mean it, like they’re already dealing with enough crap themselves.

My friend said P&M when I told him I failed my math test.

I tried to explain my problem and he said P&M and walked away.

My mom said P&M when I told her I was grounded for a week.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

P&M is a triangle of friends who stick with you no matter what, even when you mess up so bad you think the world is ending.

My P&M friends stuck with me even when I failed my math test and cried in the hallway.

I messed up big and my P&M friends didn’t leave me.

I had a bad day and my P&M friends came to comfort me.

by Slangipedia 8d ago