P.L.U.R.E.

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Peace means no one is screaming in your ear and you can actually think without getting a headache.

My brother wouldn't shut up during my math test. No peace. I failed.

The teacher let us have peace during the lunch break. We ate like pigs.

Peace at the end of the day. No more homework. Glory.

Love is when you don’t punch your friend just because he took the last snack.

I loved my snack until my friend took it. I punched him. No love.

I love my dog. He doesn’t take my snacks. Perfect.

My sister said she loved me. Then she took my last pizza slice. Not love.

Unity is when everyone works together to steal the teacher’s coffee.

We all agreed to steal the teacher’s coffee. Unity. We all got in trouble.

My group didn’t work together. We all got coffee. No unity.

The whole class worked together. We stole the teacher’s coffee. Unity at its finest.

Respect is when you don’t laugh at someone’s bad hair on Monday.

I laughed at my friend’s bad hair. No respect. He punched me.

My friend didn’t laugh at my bad hair. Respect. I gave him candy.

Respect means you don’t make fun of someone’s hair on Monday. It’s a sacred day.

Earth is the planet we live on. Also, it’s the only one that doesn’t stink like your gym socks.

I stepped on Earth. It didn’t smell like gym socks. I felt lucky.

My planet smells like gym socks. No Earth. Just stink.

Earth is cool. My gym socks are not. Earth wins.