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You’re typing like a madman on a keyboard, but everyone’s telling you to stop and act like a human, and you just keep ignoring them like they’re invisible
You: p;loikjuyhgtrfdewsaq
Friend: Bro, just stop and breathe
You: p;loikjuyhgtrfdewsaq
You: p;loikjuyhgtrfdewsaq
Mom: Why are you typing like a possessed raccoon?
You: p;loikjuyhgtrfdewsaq
You: p;loikjuyhgtrfdewsaq
Teacher: Why aren’t you paying attention?
You: p;loikjuyhgtrfdewsaq