P.L.E. (professional life experimenter)

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A human who lives like they're on a never-ending game show. They take every chance like it's the last one. They fail more than they win, but they're too dumb to care.
"I'll try that new restaurant even though it's 2 a. m. and I have a hangover."
"Why not join the circus? I've got nothing better to do."
"I'll bet my last dollar on this stupid idea."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who thinks life is a buffet and they're eating every single dish. They're not smart. They're just dumb enough to keep going.
"I'll try skydiving. What's the worst that could happen?" (He didn't know he was going to fall from 10,000 feet.)
"I'll start a band. I’ve got a drum and a terrible voice."
"I'll get a tattoo. I'll regret it later, but it'll be worth it."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Someone who thinks they're a superhero. They jump into every mess like it's a villain. Most of the time, they just make things worse.
"I'll fight that guy. I’ve got a punch and a lot of ego."
"I'll take on the entire restaurant. I'll win."
"I'll try to juggle flaming torches. I’m not afraid of getting burned."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A human who thinks they're the main character of a movie. They don’t just live life, they act it out. They fail, but they keep going because they’re too proud to quit.
"I'll try to sing in front of everyone. I don’t care if I sound like a cat with a sore throat."
"I'll run a marathon. I’ve got 10 minutes to get ready."
"I'll start a business. I’ll fail, but I’ll look cool while doing it."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who thinks life is a game show and they’re the contestant with the worst strategy. They take every risk and mostly lose, but they never stop trying.
"I'll try that new job. I don’t know what it is, but it sounds fun."
"I'll go on a road trip with my friends. I didn’t bring a map."
"I'll try to become a professional dancer. I’ve got two left feet."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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