Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Profit and Loss is the report that shows if you're rich or broke. If you're in charge of it, you're the idiot who has to fix the mess.

Check the P&L, you're losing money like it's going out of style.

I got promoted because I have to fix the P&L. Good luck, buddy.

The P&L is a dumpster fire. You're the one who has to clean it.

2

P&L means you're pointing and laughing at someone else's problems while they're stuck in a mess.

P&L at 3 a. m. when the internet goes down.

He's P&L-ing the whole time I'm stuck on a Zoom call.

She P&L'd me when I spilled coffee on my shirt.

3

P&L stands for Peace and Love, but you only use it if you're a softie who doesn't want to fight.

Peace and Love, bro. Don't start a war over my last pizza slice.

I signed off with Peace and Love because I'm too nice for this world.

He said Peace and Love, but he took my parking spot.

4

P&L is a guy who's getting laid every night, even if he's dating someone. He's the king of the bedroom.

That guy is P&L. He's dating two girls and they both don't know.

He's P&L and still has time to text me. How?!

He said he's P&L, but I saw him with my ex.

5

P&L means peace, love, and no war. You say it when you're too nice to start a fight.

Peace, Love, and No War. I'm not fighting you over this.

She signed off with Peace, Love, and No War. She’s the best.

He used Peace, Love, and No War. That’s nice, but it’s also fake.

6

P&L is the group of bisexuals fighting for Planet Liberation. They're loud, they're wild, and they take over the internet.

They’re P&L and they just took over my Twitter feed.

P&L is everywhere now. They even use flash mobs.

B. F. P. L is loud, wild, and they started on Twitter.