P.K.E. meter

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A P. K. E. meter is a silly gadget from the Ghostbusters movies that tries to find ghosts by wiggling around like a drunkard. It also tells you how much ghost poop is floating in the air.
My P. K. E. meter went nuts when Slimer showed up. It was like it had a hangover.
The meter went off like a fire alarm when the ghost of my math teacher came through the wall.
I pointed my P. K. E. meter at the ghost and it screamed like a baby.
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The P. K. E. meter is a piece of junk that Ghostbusters use to find ghosts. It’s more useless than a toaster in a zombie apocalypse.
The P. K. E. meter just blinked at me like it was tired of my existence.
My P. K. E. meter had a meltdown when it saw a ghost in a speedo.
I tried using the P. K. E. meter and it just fell apart. Classic.
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The P. K. E. meter is a tiny device that the Ghostbusters use to track ghosts. It’s like a dog tracking a smell, but it’s really just guessing.
My P. K. E. meter tracked the ghost to the fridge. It was just looking for snacks.
The meter beeped like it had a crush on the ghost.
It took my P. K. E. meter 10 minutes to realize the ghost was right behind me.
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