Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A magical pill that turns your agony into a laughable mess. It’s like a superhero for your sore ass.

I took three pain killers and still cried when my mom yelled at me.

My dog ate my pain killers and started dancing like a lunatic.

He took a pain killer and then texted his ex for an hour.

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A player killer is a monster in an online game who laughs as your character dies. They are the reason you’re too tired to do anything else.

That player killer just killed my character for the 10th time.

I’m a player killer and I don’t apologize.

He’s a player killer and he still cries when he loses.

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A penalty kick is the chance to kick your opponent’s ass in front of everyone. It’s like a personal attack from God.

He missed the penalty kick and cried like a baby.

She made a penalty kick and everyone cheered like it was the end of the world.

He did a penalty kick and scored a goal. The crowd went wild.

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A preacher’s kid is usually the dirtiest, most grime-covered, foul-mouthed, and annoying kid on Earth. They are the reason your church is full of bad smells.

My preacher’s kid cousin ate a whole pizza and then threw it at me.

The preacher’s kid told the priest he was going to be a vampire.

My preacher’s kid took a dump in the church and ran away.

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A Pron King is a guy who knows every porn movie ever made and can recite them all in one breath. He’s like a porn wizard.

The Pron King watched 10 porn movies in one day and still didn’t get tired.

He’s the Pron King and he’s going to be the best in the whole world.

My Pron King uncle showed me a movie and I got a headache.

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Pakki is the name of the guy who eats your lunch and then tells you he’s your best friend. He’s the worst kind of traitor.

My Pakki took my sandwich and then called me a crybaby.

He’s my Pakki and he eats all my snacks.

The Pakki in my class took my snack and then got in trouble.

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P. K. is a word that means so many things it’s like it’s a prankster. It can be Penis King, Pussy Kicker, Party King, and Pervy Kid. It’s like a wild animal that changes shape.

P. K. is my nickname and it means I like to dance and kick people.

My brother is a P. K. and he’s the best dancer in school.

P. K. can mean Penis King, Party King, and all kinds of cool stuff.

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