P'jammin

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When you're so lazy you're wearin your pajamas like a suit and you don't even care if you smell like a gym sock

I woke up at 3 PM and haven't moved since. P'jammin is my life now.

My mom walked in and said, 'You look like a dead raccoon.' I said, 'So does your breath.'

I tried to make breakfast. It looked like a science experiment. I gave up and went back to p'jammin.

When you're so comfy you forget your pants exist and your brain is still sleepin

I did my taxes in my pajamas. My brain said, 'Why?' I said, 'Why not? I'm p'jammin.'

My dog tried to eat my cereal. I just said, 'P'jammin is a way of life.'

I wore my pajamas to work. My boss said, 'You look like a lost sock.' I said, 'So does your personality.'

When you're so tired you're wearin your pajamas like armor and your brain is on vacation

I ate three pancakes and fell asleep. P'jammin is the best way to end the day.

My sister knocked on my door at 11 AM. I said, 'I'm p'jammin. Go away.'

I wore my pajamas to the grocery store. The cashier said, 'You look like you just escaped from a prison.' I said, 'So does your attitude.'