P.J. Lee

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A guy who shoves his junk on a buddy's mattress and leaves a mess like a baby after a snack.
I woke up to a pile of wrappers and a guy snoring on my futon. What even is life?
My friend’s futon is now a crime scene. P. J. Lee is a monster.
I tried to sleep and got a surprise package from P. J. Lee. It was gross.
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A guy who makes out with a buddy’s mattress and leaves the evidence like he’s a criminal.
P. J. Lee turned my futon into a crime scene. I found a wrapper and a half-eaten snack.
My friend’s futon is a landfill. P. J. Lee is the trash truck.
I tried to rest and got a surprise from P. J. Lee. It was a mess.
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A guy who chows down on a buddy’s mattress and leaves a trail of wrappers like he’s a snack thief.
P. J. Lee left a trail of wrappers on my futon. It looked like a snack store exploded.
I found a bunch of wrappers on my futon. P. J. Lee must’ve had a snack party.
My friend’s futon is a snack graveyard. P. J. Lee is the king of snacks.
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