P'ing the B's

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P'ing the B's is when you sprinkle baby powder on your balls to stop them from sweating and stinking like a fart in a sock. It’s the only way to avoid balls that feel like a wet sock in a sauna.
After my gym session, I had to P' the B's or I’d smell like a dead raccoon in a shoe.
I P'ed the B's before my date and she didn’t run away. Probably.
My balls were so sweaty, I had to P' the B's in the middle of a Zoom meeting.
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P'ing the B's is like giving your balls a shower with powder. If you don’t do it, your balls will stick to your legs like a greasy pizza crust.
I P'ed the B's before my road trip, and my balls didn’t stink like a garbage can in July.
I forgot to P' the B's, and my balls were so smelly, my dog ran away.
My balls were so sweaty, I had to P' the B's in the middle of a group chat.
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P'ing the B's is the only thing that stops your balls from sweating so much they could start a band called 'The Smelly Socks.'
I P'ed the B's before my morning coffee, and my balls didn’t smell like a sock drawer in a gym locker.
I didn’t P' the B's, and my balls were so sweaty, I had to take a break from my video game.
My balls were so smelly, I had to P' the B's in front of my mom.
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P'ing the B's is the art of keeping your balls from sweating like a hot dog in a microwave. You do it with baby powder, and it’s the best part of your day.
I P'ed the B's before my date, and it was the best decision I ever made.
I didn’t P' the B's, and my balls smelled like a gym sock in July.
My balls were so sweaty, I had to P' the B's in the middle of a TikTok dance.
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P'ing the B's is when you put powder on your balls so they don’t feel like a hot, smelly, sweaty meatloaf. It’s a guy’s best friend.
I P'ed the B's before my meeting, and I didn’t smell like a dead mouse in a shoe.
I forgot to P' the B's, and my balls were so smelly, I had to leave the room.
I P'ed the B's before my walk, and my balls didn’t stink like a sock drawer.
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P'ing the B's is the only way to keep your balls from sweating so much they could start a band called 'The Smelly Balls.' It’s a daily ritual for every man.
I P'ed the B's before my lunch break, and my balls didn’t stink like a sock in a gym locker.
I didn’t P' the B's, and my balls smelled like a garbage can in July.
My balls were so sweaty, I had to P' the B's in the middle of a Zoom call.
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