Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your priorities are all about gangster nonsense and dumb stuff

My priorities are robbing banks and eating pizza at 3 a. m.

I don't care about school, I care about stealing my neighbor's dog.

My main goal is to be the most annoying kid in the class.

2

You focus on stupid gangster stuff instead of smart stuff

I rather fight in the hallway than do my math homework.

I don’t know how to divide, I know how to throw punches.

Smart stuff? I’d rather be on the streets than in the classroom.

3

Your life is all about dumb gangster stuff and nothing else

My whole life is about being a thug and wearing big hats.

I don’t have a plan, I have a hat and a dream.

I don’t need a future, I need a snack and a sidekick.

4

You think being a gangster is way cooler than being smart

I’d rather be in jail than in the library.

I don’t need a degree, I need a nickname and a weapon.

Cool is being loud, smart is being quiet.

5

You're too busy being a gangster to care about anything else

I’m too busy fighting my best friend to do my homework.

I don’t have time to think, I have time to run.

I rather be chased by cops than be chased by teachers.

6

You live for dumb gangster stuff and ignore everything else

I live for stealing snacks and getting detention.

I ignore my mom, I answer to my crew.

I don’t care if I fail, I care if I look cool.