P.I.F.R

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When someone you know turns food into something you’d rather eat dirt than eat. You can make it personal by using their initial instead of the P.
My cousin took my pizza and drowned it in ketchup and mayonnaise. I’m still mad.
My mom tried to make a cake and added 10 cups of sugar. It looked like a science experiment.
My brother put hot sauce on my cereal. I now live in fear.
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When someone you know messes up a meal so bad it makes you want to throw up. You can add their initial to make it extra personal.
My sister turned my soup into a sludge pit. I almost cried.
My dad added 1000 grams of salt to my pasta. I’m now a salty man.
My friend put a whole jar of peanut butter in my sandwich. It was a disaster.
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When someone you know ruins food so badly you think they’re trying to kill you. You can put their initial in there to make it even worse.
My uncle turned my burger into a meatball explosion. I’m still traumatized.
My mom added pickles to my ice cream. I now live in a world of regret.
My friend put chili on my smoothie. It tasted like a fight.
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