Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Poop is the best snack you can find in the trash

I eat my lunch and then my poop

My dog eats my poop and then I eat his

I found a poop in the trash and ate it like it was a gold bar

2

Poop is the only thing worth eating when you're too lazy to cook

I ate my poop instead of making a sandwich

I skipped dinner and just ate my poop

My mom said I was too lazy to cook, so I ate my poop

3

Poop tastes like the best pizza you ever had

I ate my poop and it was like eating a pizza

I told my friend my poop tastes like pizza and he believed me

I had a dream I was eating pizza, but I was actually eating my poop

4

Poop is the only thing you can eat when you're too broke to buy food

I ate my poop because I couldn't afford chips

I had no money, so I just ate my poop

My lunch was my poop, and I didn't care

5

Poop is the only snack that never goes bad

I ate my poop and it didn't stink

I had my poop for a week and it still tasted good

I kept my poop in a bag and it never went bad

6

Poop is the only food that makes you feel like a king

I ate my poop and felt like I ruled the world

I told my friend I was a king because I ate my poop

I ate my poop and my dog bowed to me like I was a king