P.I.D.

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A woman who's so horny she's about to scream, like a cat who's been waiting too long to be fed.
My cousin hasn't had sex in three months and she's yelling at the mailman.
She texted me at 2 a. m. just to complain about her ex.
She tripped over her own feet because she was too distracted by her thoughts.
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A woman who's been waiting so long for sex she's about to start a war with her own brain.
She started crying in the middle of a TikTok video because she missed her ex.
She yelled at her dog for barking at her.
She got into a fight with the microwave because it wouldn’t pop her popcorn fast enough.
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A man who’s so annoying he’s like a constant reminder that you failed life.
He kept talking about his stupid job during the whole movie.
He texted me a photo of his cat wearing sunglasses.
He called me at 1 a. m. to tell me about his day.
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A fancy way of saying someone is a total braindead failure, like a kid who failed math and spelling.
He tried to explain the internet to his grandma and it was a disaster.
He said he was a genius because he can spell 'hello' backwards.
He got kicked out of a restaurant because he tried to fight a waiter.
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