Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who kicks your ass in every way possible and still wears heels like it’s a Tuesday.

She passed my math test and my mom’s cooking.

She can flip burgers and beat me in a rap battle.

She drove my dad crazy and still texts him every day.

2

A woman who makes you look like a rookie in every situation and still laughs in your face.

She beat me in a video game and still called me a noob.

She cooked my dinner and still roasted me for it.

She beat my dog at chess and still talked trash.

3

A woman who runs circles around you and still has time to text you while doing it.

She finished my homework and still called me out for cheating.

She beat me in a race and still made fun of my shoes.

She finished my project and still said I was lazy.

4

A woman who can handle your mess and still look good while doing it.

She cleaned my room and still said I was a slob.

She fixed my car and still laughed at my driving.

She passed my test and still made me cry.

5

A woman who doesn’t need you to be cool and still makes you jealous.

She had more followers than me and still didn’t post about it.

She had better grades and still said I was the best.

She had better vibes and still said I was a mess.

6

A woman who doesn’t need your help and still makes you feel like a fool.

She beat me at the game and didn’t even try.

She passed my class and still said I was the worst.

She beat me at the dance and still said I was ugly.