Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s when your ass hair gets so long it looks like a bush and you’re too lazy to shave it.

My sister’s p+h is so wild it looks like a jungle.

He walked in and said, 'You got p+h? I’m coming for you.'

I’ve got so much p+h I could start a fire with it.

2

A love story between Hotch and Prentiss that makes you wish you had a life like theirs and a six-pack.

My fanfic is about p+h and it’s so good I cried.

She texts me, 'Just finished my p+h fanfic. It’s amazing.'

I write p+h stories because my life is sad.

3

When you hit someone so hard you wish you had a third arm to help.

He said, 'I’m going to p+h you until you beg for mercy.'

She p+h’d him so hard he cried like a baby.

My brother p+h’d me because I stole his pizza.

4

A place where the tacos are bad, the traffic is worse, and the people will riot over a missed goal.

Huntington Park is the worst. I’ve seen riots over a soccer game.

They call it the Tijuana of SoCal because it’s just as trashy.

I went to Huntington Park and it was like a nightmare.

5

When you text your friends, 'P to the H' and they know to go to your favorite bar.

He texts me, 'P to the H, I’m coming over.'

She says, 'P to the H, let’s get drunk.'

My friend texts, 'P to the H, I need a drink.'

6

A bag of weed so strong it could knock out a horse and make you feel like a god.

I got a p+h and it was like getting a million bucks.

That p+h hit me so hard I fell over.

He smoked his p+h and said he could fly.

7

A guy who wrote scary stories so good they made you think the universe was out to get you.

Lovecraft wrote stuff so scary it made me sleep with the lights on.

I read his stuff and I didn’t want to be alone.

He’s the reason I’m afraid of the dark.