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A pasty faced basement dweller is a human-shaped excuse for a life that lives in a moldy hole and yells at the internet like it owes them money.

'I live in a basement and I hate the light. Also, I think the moon is a conspiracy by the government.'

'I have never seen the sky. I only know it from the movies.'

'I communicate through chat. I don't even know how to say hello.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A pasty faced basement dweller is a person who thinks they’re cool because they know how to type and have never seen a real person.

'I don’t need friends. I have 1000 followers on Yahoo Chat.'

'I wear socks to bed. I don’t know what the sun is.'

'I think the world is fake. I only know the internet.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A pasty faced basement dweller is a human who lives in a moldy hole and thinks they’re the king of the world because they know how to use a keyboard.

'I live in a basement and I don’t know what a tree looks like. I only know what I see on the internet.'

'I have never washed my face. I think it’s a luxury.'

'I think the outside world is a joke. I have never seen a real person.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A pasty faced basement dweller is a person who thinks the sun is just a light bulb and lives in a moldy hole with no idea what the outside looks like.

'I think the sun is a light bulb. I live in the dark and I’m happy.'

'I have never been outside. I think the sky is just a ceiling.'

'I only know about the world from the internet. I think that’s real.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A pasty faced basement dweller is a person who lives in a dark, moldy hole and talks to the internet like it’s their best friend, even though it’s just a screen.

'I talk to the internet all day. It’s my only friend.'

'I live in a basement and I don’t know what a person looks like.'

'I think the internet is real. It’s the only thing I know.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A pasty faced basement dweller is a person who thinks they’re the best because they know how to type and live in a dark, smelly hole.

'I type better than you. I live in the dark and I’m proud.'

'I don’t know what a shower is. I think it’s a luxury.'

'I think the outside world is a joke. I live in the basement.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago