P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho

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A cheap, greasy, and mostly delicious restaurant that serves everything from dumplings to chicken fingers, and you can’t help but love it.
I ate at P. F. Chain's Asian Shitsho and got food poisoning, but I still went back.
My mom says it’s the best place to get lunch, even though it smells like a trash can.
That chicken teriyaki is so good, I’d eat it every day if I could.
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A place where you can get a meal that’s barely cooked, but somehow still tastes like a dream.
I got my chicken fried rice and it was cold, but I still ate it like it was hot.
The guy at the counter said my order was wrong, but I didn’t care. I just wanted my food.
That egg roll was so bad, I threw it away. Then I ordered another one.
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The restaurant that gives you a lot of food for not much money, even if it sometimes tastes like old socks.
I got a meal for five bucks and it was worth every penny, even if the sauce tasted like old socks.
My friend said the food was the worst, but I said it was the best.
I went there for lunch and came back for dinner, because I couldn’t stop eating.
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A place where you can get your fix of Asian food, no matter how bad it is, and still say it’s the best.
I got the worst bowl of soup in my life, but I still said it was the best.
My mom said the food was the worst, but I said it was the best.
Even though my meal was burnt, I still said it was the best.
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The only place that can make you happy with a plate of food, even if it’s barely edible.
I got my food and it looked like it had been sitting there for a week, but I still ate it.
My friend said it was the worst food ever, but I still said it was the best.
That meal was so bad, I thought I was going to die, but I still ate it.
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