Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Phineas and Ferb is the best show ever made. It’s so good that even your dumbass brother would watch it.

'I watched Phineas and Ferb for 5 hours straight. I’m still not done.'

'Phineas and Ferb is better than your life.'

'If I had a nickel for every time I watched Phineas and Ferb, I’d be rich.'

2

A play fag is someone who loves plays more than their own brain. They wear dumb clothes and cry at every single line.

'I wore a crown to the play today. I looked like a king.'

'I cried so hard at the play, my nose ran.'

'I would rather die than not go to the play.'

3

Perfect for period is when your life is so bad that even your math teacher feels sorry for you.

'My life is perfect for period. I failed math.'

'I got a zero on my math test. That’s perfect for period.'

'My life is so bad, even my math teacher says it’s perfect for period.'

4

Pretty fuckin funny is when something is so funny that your dumbass brother laughs so hard he peed his pants.

'That joke was pretty fuckin funny. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.'

'My brother laughed so hard he peed on the floor.'

'That was pretty fuckin funny. I cried and peed.'

5

The play fag scale is like a report card for how much of a play fag you are. 10 means you’re so into plays that you’re a walking drama queen.

'I got a 10 on the play fag scale. I cry at every line.'

'My brother got a 1 on the play fag scale. He doesn’t even know what a play is.'

'I’m a 10 on the play fag scale. I cry at every play.'

6

P&F is a word that kids use instead of a bad word. It’s like when you’re too lazy to say the real word.

'He said P&F in class. The teacher got mad.'

'I used P&F in my essay. I got a zero.'

'My brother said P&F so loud, the whole school heard him.'

7

Bloody Pussy Fart is the worst thing ever. It’s like when your dumbass brother says it and you feel like dying.

'My brother said Bloody Pussy Fart. I died.'

'I heard Bloody Pussy Fart and cried.'

'Bloody Pussy Fart is the worst thing ever. I hate it.'