P.E.T.B.O.

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A woman who’s good enough to be fucked once, but not good enough to be fucked again.
Hey babe, you're a PETBO. Let’s do this once. No repeats.
She’s a PETBO. I’ll bang her once. Then I’ll move on.
He said I’m a PETBO. I said, ‘Once is all I need.’
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A woman who’s just average enough to be used like a toilet paper roll.
I dated a PETBO. She was like toilet paper, used once and tossed.
That girl’s a PETBO. She’s just a one-time wipe.
He called me a PETBO. I said, ‘I’m not a wipe, I’m a roll.’
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A woman you bang just to save your pride.
I dated a PETBO. I was too proud to admit she was just okay.
He said she was a PETBO. I said, ‘At least I didn’t waste my time.’
She’s a PETBO. I took her out just to keep my ego alive.
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A woman you take for a quick hit, then forget about.
That girl was a PETBO. I hit her and forgot her.
He said I was a PETBO. I said, ‘You hit me and forgot me.’
She’s a PETBO. I took her for a hit and moved on.
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A woman who’s only good enough for one round of sex.
She’s a PETBO. We had one round and that was it.
He said I was a PETBO. I said, ‘One round and I’m out.’
That girl’s a PETBO. She’s only good for one round.
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A woman who’s just okay, but you’re too lazy to look for someone better.
She’s a PETBO. I’m too lazy to find someone better.
He called me a PETBO. I said, ‘You’re too lazy to find someone better.’
I dated a PETBO because I was too lazy to find someone better.
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