P.E.S.

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P. E. S. is when a guy gets so horny he acts like a complete idiot and everyone around him suffers.

'I can't focus in class because my brain is just thinking about my crush.'

'I walked into a wall because I was too distracted by my thoughts.'

'I texted my crush 12 times in a row and then felt ashamed.'

P. E. S. is like P. M. S. but for guys and it’s way worse because it’s not a monthly thing, it’s constant and annoying.

'I haven’t slept in two days because I’m thinking about my crush 24/7.'

'I skipped lunch just to go talk to my crush.'

'I told my crush I liked him and then got a little bit of a crush on myself.'

P. E. S. is when you’re so busy thinking about your crush that you forget to eat, sleep, or live.

'I missed my bus because I was too distracted by my crush.'

'I forgot to do my homework because I was thinking about my crush the whole time.'

'I walked into a store and didn’t notice until I was halfway through the mall.'

P. E. S. is like having a constant hard-on in your brain that never stops and it makes you act like a total goofball.

'I tripped over my own feet because I was too distracted by my thoughts.'

'I started talking to my crush’s friend like they were my crush.'

'I texted my crush at 2 a. m. because I was too excited.'

P. E. S. is when you’re so obsessed with your crush that you start ignoring your friends, family, and even your own brain.

'I didn’t talk to my best friend all day because I was too busy texting my crush.'

'I skipped my favorite game to talk to my crush.'

'I forgot my own birthday because I was too busy thinking about my crush.'

P. E. S. is like having a brain full of thoughts about your crush and it makes you do stupid things like talk to yourself.

'I was talking to myself in the hallway because I was too distracted by my crush.'

'I whispered my crush’s name in the middle of class.'

'I stared at my crush for 10 minutes straight and then got caught.'