p.dizzy

My dog p. dizzy just ate my grandma’s favorite hat. I’m proud.

I saw p. dizzy do a backflip. My dog’s got more talent than my math teacher.

My dog p. dizzy is so perfect, even the mailman gives him a high-five.

My dog p. dizzy walked into a room and my dog just ran away crying.

p. dizzy is the only dog that can beat my dad at chess. And he’s got a PhD.

I tried to copy p. dizzy’s dance moves. My dog looked at me like I was a ghost.