Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you flash your dick like it's a billboard

He walked into the subway and nobody could look away. Not even the train conductor.

She turned around and saw his pants were open. She screamed.

He did it in front of his boss. Now he's on probation.

2

A hard-on so big it could be a new kind of punishment

He got caught in the middle of a meeting. His boss had no idea what was happening.

He did it in the grocery store. The cashier didn't know what to say.

He did it in the elevator. Now he's stuck with the same guy every day.

3

When your penis is so proud it goes on a solo mission

He did it in front of his ex. She laughed in his face.

He did it in the park. A kid asked if he was a superhero.

He did it during a Zoom call. His mom was watching.

4

When your junk decides it's time for a solo performance

He did it in the middle of a restaurant. Everyone stopped eating.

He did it in the library. The librarian gave him a warning.

He did it in the hallway. Now he's the school legend.

5

Your penis is so happy it's doing a dance in your pants

He did it in the grocery store. The cashier asked if he was okay.

He did it in the office. His coworkers are still talking about it.

He did it in the subway. Now people know his name.

6

When your dick is so loud it could be a new kind of alarm clock

He did it in the classroom. The teacher gave him detention.

He did it in the gym. The weights were jealous.

He did it in the mall. Now everyone knows who he is.