p.d.c.

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A PDC is a shady guy who wears too much shiny junk and smells like bad pizza and old socks.

That guy at the mall wearing glitter and a hat that screams 'I’m rich' is a PDC.

My cousin’s friend is a PDC, he thinks he’s a superhero.

The guy who sold me a fake phone is a PDC, he probably stole it from his mom.

A PDC is anything that ruins your day and makes you want to scream and throw things.

My PDC today was when my dog ate my homework and my laptop crashed.

I had a PDC when I spilled coffee on my shirt right before a meeting.

My PDC was when I got locked out of my house and it started raining.

A PDC is a shirt with a funny insult that people wear when they’re too drunk to care.

My uncle wore a PDC shirt to a funeral and everyone laughed.

I saw a PDC shirt at a bar and it said 'I drank my problems away.'

My friend’s PDC shirt says 'I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient.'

A PDC is when the president ignores you and everyone else like they’re not even there.

The president had a PDC when he didn’t reply to my tweet about taxes.

My PDC was when the president didn’t care about my homework.

The president had a PDC when he ignored my dog’s bad behavior.