P.D.A. device

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A tiny phone you use to save the numbers and pictures of every hot girl who’ll kiss you in public, even if someone’s looking.

I saw her at the mall. I called her right then. She came running.

He texted me in the middle of a math test. I failed, but it was worth it.

She texted me during church. I got kicked out. I didn’t care.

A little gadget that holds all the phone numbers of the girls who’ll let you make out with them in the most embarrassing places.

I got caught making out with her in the grocery store. My mom saw it. She didn’t say anything. She just looked sad.

He messaged me in the middle of a group project. I got yelled at by the teacher.

She texted me during my dad’s birthday party. He didn’t like it. I didn’t care.

A small phone that stores the numbers of all the girls who’ll kiss you anywhere, even if you're being watched like a criminal.

I got caught making out with her in the hallway. My teacher pulled me out of class. I got detention.

He texted me during lunch. I dropped my sandwich. It was worth it.

She messaged me during my mom’s favorite show. I missed the ending. I didn’t care.