P'D out

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a man who took so many steroids he turned into a meat monster and forgot how to be human. he’s got a face like a zit-filled alien, shakes like a nervous puppet, and screams at pigeons like they owe him money

he tried to flirt with a guy at the gym and cried when he got rejected

he texted me a photo of his chicken nuggets and said they were 'the future of manhood'

he started a fight with a vending machine because it didn’t give him enough candy

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a guy who’s so full of steroids he looks like a sausage link and can’t stop twitching like he’s being electrocuted by a chicken

he tried to dance and looked like a confused robot

he sent me a voice note of him yelling 'I’M NOT HOMOSEXUAL I’M JUST STRONG' at 3 AM

he cried when his hair fell out and said it was 'a betrayal from the gods'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a human-shaped meatball who thinks he’s a god, has a face full of boils, and yells at people like they insulted his mom

he yelled at a barista for not giving him extra syrup and said he’d 'sue the universe'

he texted me a photo of his arms and said 'this is how strong I am, kid'

he tried to do a push-up and collapsed like a deflated balloon

by Slangipedia 6d ago