P.D Disease

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P. D Disease is when your privates get covered in itchy, smelly warts that look like a bunch of tiny pizzas. You might not notice them at first, but they’ll probably bother you later.

My girlfriend’s got P. D, and it looks like a pizza party on her junk.

He had P. D for years and never told anyone. Now he’s got a rash the size of a football field.

I caught P. D from my ex. Now I look like a cheeseburger with extra toppings.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

P. D Disease is the worst thing that can happen to your body. You get lumps, bumps, and sometimes even a whole bunch of them all over your privates. It’s like having a bunch of tiny spiders crawling on you.

She got P. D from her boyfriend, and now she looks like a spider web covered in meat.

He’s got P. D so bad, he can’t even sit down without screaming.

I got P. D from my girlfriend. Now my junk looks like a spider infestation.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

P. D Disease is like having a bunch of tiny, smelly, itchy bumps on your privates. You might not even know you have it until it’s too late. It can turn your privates into a mess.

My girlfriend’s got P. D, and it’s like a bunch of smelly, itchy buns on her junk.

He had P. D for months and didn’t know it. Now he’s got a mess on his privates.

I caught P. D from my girlfriend, and now my privates look like a smelly, itchy battlefield.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

P. D Disease is when your privates get covered in warts that look like a bunch of tiny, angry grapes. Sometimes it doesn’t even show up for years, but when it does, it’s a total mess.

She got P. D from her boyfriend and now her privates look like a bunch of angry grapes.

He had P. D for years and didn’t even know it. Now it’s all over his junk.

I caught P. D from my girlfriend and now I look like a bunch of angry grapes on my privates.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

P. D Disease is the worst thing ever. Your privates get covered in smelly, itchy warts that look like a bunch of tiny, angry tomatoes. It can even turn your privates into a cancer mess.

My girlfriend’s got P. D, and it looks like a bunch of angry tomatoes on her privates.

He had P. D for years and didn’t know it. Now he’s got a mess on his junk.

I caught P. D from my girlfriend and now I look like a smelly tomato festival on my privates.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

P. D Disease is when your privates get covered in itchy, smelly warts that look like a bunch of tiny, angry mushrooms. It can even lead to cancer if you don’t get it treated.

She got P. D from her boyfriend and now her privates look like a bunch of angry mushrooms.

He had P. D for months and didn’t know it. Now he’s got a mess on his junk.

I caught P. D from my girlfriend and now I look like a smelly mushroom farm on my privates.

by Slangipedia 7d ago