P&D

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You buy some crummy stock and then lie your ass off online to make it look good. Then you sell it for cash and laugh as the poor suckers get stuck with the mess.
I bought 100 shares of this company and told everyone it was going to be the next Google. Now I'm rich and they're broke.
He posted on Reddit like he was a genius and then sold his shares for cash. Now he's living it up in Vegas.
She said the company was about to explode and then sold her shares. Now she's eating tacos and she's rich.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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It's the reason men wake up every day ready to take on the world, even if they're still half-asleep and their hair is still a mess.
He had Pride and Desire after his coffee and then went to work and kicked ass.
She told him he had Pride and Desire and he believed her. Now he's the boss.
He had Pride and Desire so he went out and got a tattoo. Now he's famous.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The most basic and crude version of relationships. It's like when you're both drunk and you just want to have sex and then forget about each other.
He said, 'Pussy and Dick, baby.' Then he left.
They had Pussy and Dick and then he texted her, 'See you later.'
They had Pussy and Dick in the back of a car and then he drove away.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a woman is getting ready to have a baby but also about to die. It's like being pregnant and then getting hit by a bus.
She said she was pregnant and dying. Now she's in the hospital.
He told her she was pregnant and dying. She didn't believe him. Now she's in the hospital.
She had a baby and then fell down stairs. Now she's pregnant and dying.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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So fast it makes your head spin. It's like when you're late for something and you run like a maniac.
He ran so fast it was pretty damn quick. Now he's at the party.
She got there in pretty damn quick. Now she's eating pizza.
He did it so fast it was pretty damn quick. Now he's rich.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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You have sex with a woman and then dump her on the weekend like she's a piece of trash.
He had sex with her and then dumped her on the weekend. Now she's sad.
She thought he was cool, but he dumped her on the weekend. Now she's crying.
He had sex with her and then dumped her on the weekend. Now she's alone.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When two guys show off their love in public. It's like when they're both drunk and they just can't keep it in.
They did a Public Display of Gayness and everyone laughed.
He kissed his friend in public and now they're famous.
They showed off their love in public and now they're together.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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