P.C.T.M.

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A sickness that makes guys act like brainless robots when a hot girl walks by.
My cousin saw a girl in a skirt and forgot how to breathe.
He got P. C. T. M. at the mall and ran into a wall.
He got P. C. T. M. and tried to flirt with a statue.
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When a guy’s brain turns to mush because he sees a girl’s butt.
He got P. C. T. M. and started talking to a chair.
He got P. C. T. M. and forgot his own name.
He got P. C. T. M. and tried to kiss a pizza.
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A magical curse that makes guys forget everything when they see a girl.
He got P. C. T. M. and started dancing in the grocery store.
He got P. C. T. M. and tried to marry a lamp.
He got P. C. T. M. and asked a dog out on a date.
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A mental illness that happens when a guy sees a girl and loses all sense.
He got P. C. T. M. and tried to fight a traffic light.
He got P. C. T. M. and tried to talk to a cloud.
He got P. C. T. M. and started crying at a burger.
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A condition that turns guys into傻瓜 when a girl walks by.
He got P. C. T. M. and tried to eat a shoe.
He got P. C. T. M. and started singing in the shower.
He got P. C. T. M. and tried to propose to a cow.
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