P.C.S.R.P.

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The time after a guy finishes having sex when he feels like a total piece of garbage for either A. Putting his cum on/in his partner, or B. Acting like a jerk after watching porn.
'I can't believe I just did that to her.', said no guy ever.
'I watched that whole movie and I still feel guilty.'
He turned his phone off after the third cumshot and yelled, 'I hate myself.'
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When a guy is so full of regret after sex or watching porn that he either A. Apologizes to his partner, or B. Takes a long shower and cries in the corner.
'I just felt bad enough to text my mom.'
'He took a shower for 45 minutes and came out looking like a broken man.'
He apologized to his partner and said, 'I'm a terrible human being.'
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The moment after a guy finishes sex or finishes watching porn and suddenly realizes he's a total loser for either A. Being gross on/in his partner, or B. Making a fool of himself after getting off to a movie.
'I just realized I look like a dirty sock.'
'He watched the whole movie and then cried like a baby.'
He said, 'I'm a total waste of space.' after the third cumshot.
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The time after a guy gets off when he either A. Feels bad for doing something gross to his partner, or B. Wishes he had never watched that stupid porn.
'I feel like I just ruined my life.'
'He said, 'I'm never watching that again.' after the third cumshot.'
He texted his partner and said, 'I'm sorry I used you as a cum trap.'
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When a guy finishes having sex or watching porn and suddenly feels like he's the worst person ever for either A. Being a cum-covered mess on/in his partner, or B. Making a total fool of himself after getting off to a movie.
'I feel like I just got dumped by my cum.'
'He texted me and said, 'I'm a total failure.' after the third cumshot.'
He took a shower, cried, and said, 'I'm a total disaster.'
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