p.c.ophiliac

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a student who gets so messed up by their own dumb devices they turn into a whiny, useless blob of misery.

My phone ruined my life. I can't even text without crying.

I tried to use my smartwatch and now I can't remember my own name.

I got a 2.3 GPA because I spent all my time on TikTok.

you're here because I just called you out and you're too weak to handle the truth.

I know you're reading this and you're mad about it.

You're here, so I guess I got you good.

You've been following me like a lost puppy and you're still mad.

you're like a dog that follows you everywhere just because you gave it a treat once.

You're still here even after I made fun of you.

You followed this all the way from the first word.

You're so obsessed with this definition you forgot to breathe.

you're staring at the blank one like it owes you money.

You're looking at the blank one like it ruined your life.

You're here because you saw a blank space and you thought it was a sign.

You know that blank one was empty and you still stared at it like it was your ex.

you're so desperate you're trying to find meaning in a blank space like it's the last thing you'll ever see.

You looked at that blank one like it was a prophecy.

You're so lost you're trying to read a blank page like it's the meaning of life.

You saw that blank one and you cried.