Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Like something that looks like it came from PBS but it was actually made by someone who couldn't afford a decent camera or a brain

That show looked like it was filmed in my grandma's basement with a toaster camera.

I thought it was PBS until I saw the guy wearing pajamas on a Tuesday.

The documentary was so bad I thought it was a student project from 2003.

2

When something feels like it was made by a group of old people who still think the internet is a conspiracy

That documentary made me want to take a nap and a laxative.

I watched it and my dog fell asleep.

It had more historical facts than my history teacher.

3

When a show or video looks like it was made by someone who didn’t know what a decent plot was or a decent amount of swearing

That show was so bland it could’ve been a government experiment.

I could’ve fallen asleep watching it and still woke up more confused.

It had more pauses than my brother's speech.

4

Something that looks like it was made by a group of people who thought the word ‘drama’ was a type of sandwich

That show had more drama than my mom’s Sunday church group.

I could’ve written a better script while eating cereal.

It was so cheesy I thought I was watching a commercial for expired cheese.

5

When a show or video looks like it was filmed in a cave by someone who didn’t know what a camera was or how to use it

That video looked like it was filmed in a cave with a flashlight.

I thought the guy was a lost tourist.

It had more shadows than my uncle’s mood swings.

6

When a show or video looks like it was made by someone who thought ‘production quality’ meant having a friend sing in the background

That show had more background singing than my choir teacher.

I could’ve been a better producer while eating pizza.

It had more people singing in the background than my family’s karaoke night.