P.a.t.r.i.o.t.s.

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They throw cash at the refs like it's going out of style just so they can win.
I paid the ref five grand to let them win the Super Bowl.
The ref got a new car for letting them cheat.
They gave the ref a goldfish for calling the right plays.
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They pay the refs so much that the refs forget how to referee.
The ref didn’t even notice the illegal formation.
The ref let them off the hook for the worst play ever.
The ref called a touchdown when it was clearly out of bounds.
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They give the refs enough money to buy a house and still win.
I paid the ref enough to move to Florida.
They gave the ref a down payment on a house.
The ref got a full scholarship for calling the right plays.
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They pay the refs so they don’t have to do their job.
The ref didn’t even show up for the game.
The ref took the money and went to the movies.
The ref called the game from his bed.
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They pay the refs so much that the refs start to believe they’re gods.
The ref said they’re blessed by the team.
The ref started wearing a crown during the game.
The ref now calls plays for them.
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They pay the refs so much that the refs forget how to count.
The ref counted the wrong number of players.
The ref let them have five extra men on the field.
The ref called a game with only two players.
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