P.A.R.E cough

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The cough you get when you fail the P. A. R. E Test so bad your lungs scream for mercy.

After my P. A. R. E Test, I coughed so hard I think I lost a tooth.

My dog ran the P. A. R. E Test and coughed like he just ate a sock.

I failed the P. A. R. E Test and now my cough sounds like a dying raccoon.

The loud, angry cough you get when the P. A. R. E Test hits you like a brick.

The P. A. R. E Test hit me like a brick and I coughed like a steam engine.

My sister ran the P. A. R. E Test and coughed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

I did the P. A. R. E Test and my cough woke up my dog.

The cough you get when the P. A. R. E Test makes your lungs say 'no more.'

After the P. A. R. E Test, my lungs said 'no more' and I coughed like a maniac.

My friend took the P. A. R. E Test and coughed so hard he got a nosebleed.

I did the P. A. R. E Test and now I cough like I swallowed a brick.