Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A fancy way to say you're doing nothing but wasting time

I'm gonna watch Netflix all day. P. A. N. T. S. mode activated.

Why did you sign up for that class? P. A. N. T. S. for life.

He got paid to sit there. P. A. N. T. S. with a side of laziness.

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The letter version of the word 'nothing'

That was a P. A. N. T. S. assignment. I didn’t even have to think.

She said it was a surprise party. P. A. N. T. S. all around.

He spent 20 minutes on that. P. A. N. T. S. with a capital P.

3

A lie you tell yourself to feel important

I’m doing this for the kids. P. A. N. T. S. with a purpose.

It’s not a waste of time. It’s P. A. N. T. S. with a twist.

That’s not a mistake. That’s P. A. N. T. S. with a plan.

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A word that sounds fancy but means absolutely nothing

He used the word P. A. N. T. S. in a sentence. I laughed.

She called it a strategy. It was P. A. N. T. S. in disguise.

He made a PowerPoint on P. A. N. T. S. It was P. A. N. T. S. squared.

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Something special that's actually just plain old nothing

That was a P. A. N. T. S. moment. I didn’t even notice.

She said it was a miracle. It was just P. A. N. T. S. with a smile.

He called it a revolution. It was P. A. N. T. S. with a twist.