P.A.N.I.C.S.

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A person who acts like they're fine even when everything is about to explode.

I saw my mom eat a whole pizza while my dad was screaming at the TV. She didn't flinch.

My friend texted me 'no worries' while the fire alarm was going off in the school.

My boss told me to 'calm down' during the biggest crash in the stock market ever.

Someone who looks totally chill while the world is falling apart.

My sister watched her dog eat a sock and just said 'whatever' while eating cereal.

My cousin yelled 'I'm fine' when his car crashed into a mailbox.

My neighbor told me 'don't sweat it' when his house started leaking water everywhere.

A person who stays totally calm even when everything is going straight to hell.

My brother took a bite of a sandwich while his friend’s cat fell out of a tree.

I texted my friend 'no problem' when my dog ate my homework.

My teacher said 'just breathe' while the class was screaming during a pop quiz.

Someone who's totally fine even when everything is about to hit the fan.

My friend texted me 'lol' while his house was on fire.

I saw my mom laugh while my dad was yelling at the neighbor.

My brother said 'whatever' when his phone broke in the middle of a test.

A person who acts like everything is normal even when it's clearly not.

My dad told me 'just eat' while my mom was yelling at the mailman.

I saw my friend smile while her dog was running around the house like a maniac.

My teacher said 'carry on' while the lights went out in the whole school.