P.A.M.S.

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A guy who thinks he's cool but just sits there like a soggy noodle, waiting for someone else to do the work.
Bro just stared at the group chat for 10 minutes and said nothing.
He walked into the party and immediately sat down on the floor.
He took the last pizza slice and then cried because he couldn't carry it.
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A guy who looks like he got hit by a bus and still thinks he's the main character.
He showed up late and still took the best seat.
He tried to impress everyone by saying he 'used to be famous' in 2012.
He tried to text me during class and got caught.
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A guy who thinks he's important but is just there to eat the snacks and not do anything.
He ate all the chips and then left.
He took the first seat and didn't even say hello.
He was there for the pizza but not the party.
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A guy who thinks he's a legend but just shows up and sits there like he's waiting for someone to hand him a crown.
He showed up and immediately sat down without saying a word.
He took the most comfortable seat and then fell asleep.
He tried to text me but spelled everything wrong.
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A guy who thinks he's a king but just sits there like he's waiting for someone to hand him a crown and a snack.
He sat down and didn't even look at anyone.
He took the last slice of pizza and then fell over.
He tried to text me and said 'u r cool'.
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