Palaie

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A fancy British room where people dance like they’ve been drinking all day and probably have no life outside of that.
My aunt went to a palaie and tripped over a champagne glass. Now she’s famous.
The palaie was so loud, my dog started singing along.
I tried to dance at a palaie and got a sprained ankle. Worth it.
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A global money idea that’s all digital, like Bitcoin, but instead of rich people hogging all the power, it’s like a fair fight where everyone gets a piece of the pie, no matter how much they’ve been cheating.
I joined Palaie and got 100 coins. My cousin got 100 coins. My brother got 100 coins. No one is mad.
Palaie is like the richest party ever, and I’m getting free snacks.
I thought Palaie was a pizza place. Now I’m rich and confused.
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When you’re about to blow your load and you light the girl’s pubes on fire just to make the moment extra dramatic. If that fails, you kick her crotch so hard it could wake up the entire neighborhood.
I lit my ex’s pubes on fire at a palaie. The fire department showed up.
He tried to shoot my pubes out with his cum. It didn’t work. He kicked me so hard I got a black eye.
My friend did the palaie thing and now his girlfriend is a walking torch.
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A hot guy who has a long penis, looks like a superhero, and probably has a date with your ex on Saturday.
My crush is a palaie. He has a long penis and a smile that could make a nun fall in love.
I saw a palaie walking down the street. He looked like he just came out of a movie.
My brother’s friend is a palaie. He’s got a long penis and a girlfriend who’s also a palaie.
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A spiritual thing that means leadership, smarts, love, and kindness. It's like having a god on your shoulder telling you what to do, but also giving you a hug.
My teacher said palaie was my spiritual power. Now I get extra credit.
I used palaie to pass my math test. It worked, and I cried happy tears.
My grandma told me palaie is in my blood. Now I know why I’m so smart and kind.
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