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A person who can't resist licking playground bars like they're the last slice of pizza.
I saw a Palagotha licking the monkey bars like they were covered in glitter and glitter is just the glitter of the devil.
My kid came home with a tongue full of rust and a look that said, 'I did what I had to do.'
That Palagotha licked the swing set so hard, the chain started to cry.