Palagotha

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A person who can't resist licking playground bars like they're the last slice of pizza.
I saw a Palagotha licking the monkey bars like they were covered in glitter and glitter is just the glitter of the devil.
My kid came home with a tongue full of rust and a look that said, 'I did what I had to do.'
That Palagotha licked the swing set so hard, the chain started to cry.
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Someone who turns the playground into their personal licking arena.
That Palagotha just licked the slide like it was the last slide on Earth.
I saw a Palagotha licking the merry-go-round and it made the horses run away in fear.
He licked the climbing wall so much, the rocks started to blush.
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A human who licks playground things like it’s a holy duty.
The Palagotha licked the seesaw until the other side of the seesaw got jealous.
She came to the park just to lick the poles like they were her long-lost friends.
That Palagotha licked the jungle gym so much, the monkeys started to laugh at him.
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