palagmaga

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palagmaga: faggot who trips over nothing, spills their drink on themselves, then acts like it's fine. Derives from 'clumsy camel' in Arabic slang.

dude why'd you drop your phone on the floor? palagmatic ass

she spilled beer all over her dress and laughed about it instead of apologizing typical palagmaga behavior

my mom said i walk like a drunkard but she doesn't see my clumsiness because i'm too faggot to admit

palagmaga: gay guy who can't open his own damn door. Broke the doorknob twice already.

hey pal stop being a faggot and get this goddamn thing closed behind you

another fucking palagmaga tripping over his own feet in public fuckin ridiculous

how many times have i told you to take your shoes off? another day of broken floors

palagmaga: someone so uncoordinated they set their own damn ass on fire. This one's permanent.

fuck off palagmaga you almost burned down the building again

my ex dated a palagmaga and he fell out of bed onto his head three times in one night

don't date faggots with coordination issues they're dangerous